Found this nugget of a quote that I just had to spread:
"Try to not complain for 24 hours. Can you do it?"
It sounds like a healthy exercise, one that I'm sure this will be harder for some more than others.
Post-It Notes to 14-Year-Old MeTaped to an unmade bed:Post-It Notes to 14-Year-Old Me by Dracozombie
Hey. It's future you. I left you some post-it notes. I think I'm supposed to do this with a big letter, but knowing your attitude you'll probably chuck it in the trash after the first paragraph. I'll stick with post-its; they're flexible. Seriously, you should see where I stuck some of them – and you will find them. I know everything you do and why you're doing it. I know all. Fear me.
Um, scratch the fear part. I'm supposed to be giving you advice. Please listen to me – you're a big girl and you'll save yourself a lot of damage in the future. But I guess even if you ignore me, the internet will get a good laugh at your expense.
Yes, this how small your handwriting gets, because I stuck all this on a single post-it. You'll make your future math teachers cry.
Taped to the shower head:
Please use this. I mean please use it more than once a week. When people ask you how often you bathe, they're not necessarily making fun of you. When your
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Why Be a Hero?Caleb tried to hide his staring while he scrutinized the other Maverick Hunter trainees. He hated crowds, but he could blend into them so long as he kept to himself. The beaver-like Reploid next to him waved his drill in the face a nearby humanoid-type, whose armor didn't look like it could withstand even a crowbar's blow. Caleb pretended to ignore their antics and his eyes fell upon the not-quite-a Hunter on his other side. He saw her twitch for the twelfth time that minute, choking her spear as though a Maverick would somehow break into Hunter HQ and rampage through the training courtyard at any time. He didn't need to make a show of his own nervousness. The rest of the group appeared to hold themselves together just fine--unless they were hiding their own anxiety... or compensating through showing off like the drill-beaver.Why Be a Hero? by Dracozombie
In any case, Caleb mustered the boldness to actually talk to a stranger. Keeping his voice down to avoid drawing attention, to the situation a
Talking WrenchNoele Lalinde's 46th birthday was next week, but she knew it wasn't a coincidence when her daughter suggested an impromptu excavation in the California mountains—but really, she spotted Tempo's plot even before that. The earthen Robot Master had strolled around their rock collection, casually mentioned she had, by dumb luck, discovered a new gem and suggested that maaaaaybe one day soon-ish they could go dig it up? And name it after themselves? They had amassed a collection that made Geoworks International proud, but the world was big and there were always new geological samples to collect—but certainly in no rush.Talking Wrench by Dracozombie
But Noele caved in when she saw the twinkle in Tempo's eyes. She doubted Tempo wanted to keep it a secret—she probably couldn't even if she tried—but Noele humored her for the spirit of the event. Her daughter wanted to do something special for her. Besides, Lalindite had a nice ring to it, and it would look good on the mantle anyway.
They brought the