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Entry for *RockMiyabi's Valentine's Day contest, submitted here on dA about two hours before the deadline. You guys have no idea how long it took me to make this. Noooo idea. If I get anything less than third place with this thing, I'm going to be very upset and will most likely trip some old ladies in retaliation. Better tell that to your judges, RockMiyabi.

I am the proud supporter of the Elecman/Plastic Leg pairing. The leg's name is Henrietta, by the way. People were expecting a conventional pairing for the entries. I did something better instead. C'mon, who's with me? Let's pair Elecman up with our favorite plastic legs.

Oh, and no matter what nonexistent subtext you find in the second-to-last panel, it's not yaoi. I just thought it'd be funny. I was trying to do a dialog-less comic that practices showing rather than telling, aside from the occasional rebus bubble that's necessary to explain what's going on. Without that first rebus bubble, it would have been like Crashman was jealous of Elecman's newfound... girlfriend. Oh sure, it might be funnier that way, but it just ain't Crashman-like to me.

EDIT: Forgot to put in the "House of Thongs" sign that the sumo wrestler's running towards. It's fixed now.

EDITS NUMBAH TOO: DUUUUDE FIRST PLACE FUCK YEA!